Short Story Preview: Great Gifts for Gullible Golfers – Malcolm Allen
With Christmas and birthdays in mind and the keen golfer always eager for any gadget to improve his game, why not take advantage of our new mail order catalogue designed for the ever hopeful hacker. Some real bargains are to be had and it is always good to be the first with a new toy. All prices include VAT and p&p except where stated otherwise.
Stocks are limited so rush your order in today quoting the order number.
Nothing is a greater distraction to a round of golf than a badly behaved dog, one that is usually tethered to the bag of its equally badly behaved owner. Muttoff will emit a special high frequency sound which is onlydiscernible to a dog and causes it to look seriously distressed. The owner will usually decide to take the animal home immediately. The operating instructions contain plausible veterinary advice that adds to the owner’s concern and which you can use if he dithers. Our technicians are working on a similar device which will affect owners as well. £12.35 including presentation box. Probably no lasting effects. Made in Korea. D4543
Other items include Rule Ref, Periscope Range Finder, Puttaid, Natural Chameleon Skin Golf Glove, Pedashoes and more